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AIDS

Hi kid

Today I was driving along in my car, and by car, and by car I mean car-rr-dd-board box, with wheels painted on it, and I came across an old woman, and she was carrying the most beautiful, shiny toaster, I had ever seen. So I stopped my car-ar-dd-board box. I got out. And I said "Excuse me miss, that-tha, toaster, is marvelous, I was wondering if I could pay you for it" And she said "No its-its not for sale I'm not sharing it with anybody" And I said "Miss! I emplore you! I need that toaster, its, its so, beautiful! I want to stick me penis in it." And she said "whawha whe, what?" And I said "Wai- I don't think that was english or any type of human language, I think you just barked like a dog." And she said "PABAHDABADOOO" And I said "I don't know what your saying, but I'm gonna break your neck if you don't give me that toaster you old lady." And she was like "PADACHAPABADOO" And then I murdered her, I murdered her for that beautiful shiny toaster