1. Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
2. Your right, if I was the mom, this would be kind of shocking...
3. Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on.
4. You mean like a weenie! Okay! May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir? May I take your......
5. Sandy's a girl?
6. He, we a re not chicken! OH NO, MY POPCORN!
7. Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, the end!
8. HAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S A GIRAFFE!
9. RECTANGLES!
10. TWO ICECREAMS!
11. You guys talk funny! SAY MORE WORDS!
12. Well I don't tell you how to live your life!
13. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo, come on Spongebob this is first grade!
14. Dumb people are just blissfuly unaware of how dumb they really are. (he drools)
15. AAAAAAAAAAAH! MY NAME'S NOT RICK!
16. Spongebob: Are you OK Patrick? Patrick: FINLAND
17. Spongebob, when are you gonna learn? No means YES!
18. It may be stupid, but it's also domb!
19. Are you Squidward? *stares at a fire hydrant* That's ok, take your time!
20. We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!
21. BIGGER BOOT!
22. Kicking! I wanna do some kicking!
23. I don't think this is the real Spongebob! Just look how yellow he is!
24. I'm mad and I can't see my forehead!
25. Nice try Squidward. But there's no Santa Clause here! (Does this mean Squidward is afraid of Finland?)
26. LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
27. Firmly grasp it in your hand. Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
28.Don't touch me, I'm sterile.
29. But I was looking for me the whole time! It's the perfect crime!
30. uhhhh.......uhhhhhh.......uhhhh........TWENTY FOUR!
31. Wait Spongebob! Were not cavemen! We have technology *smashes computer on dollar*