The0rem: hi
The0rem: hello?
The0rem: hullo?
The0rem: it a me failure
The0rem: Toad:Sorry but JaKe! is in another castle
The0rem: WAIT CASTLE
The0rem: THE BLACK MAN GOT HIM
The0rem: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LASER SIGHTS
The0rem: wait if JaKe! is in another castle does that mean JaKe! is having sex with castle
The0rem: Toad: :I
The0rem: *calling 911*
The0rem: hello 911 i need help
The0rem: ??? : 911 how can we help you?
The0rem: hi i need to found a black man
The0rem: Bob: I sorry sir we have many black people in jail already but since we need to help you found a black man it better for you to know me i am BOb
The0rem: hi Bob i don't need to know your name
The0rem: Bob: It is ok i just outside your house
The0rem: :I
The0rem: *hang up call*
The0rem: Let Go Trash we have to found JaKe! in another castle
The0rem: Trash: ok Failure
The0rem: (So Failure and Trash went out on there jouney to found JaKe! just to play a game of csgo or rainbow six siege)
The0rem: (in their journey they found many people eating making Failure and Trash hungary)
The0rem: (So Failure and Trash went to the nearest food china)
The0rem: So Trash what do you want to eat in the dump
The0rem: Trash: I don't know Failure
The0rem: Trash: I think i will have a doudle chesse waterbottle
The0rem: Weak You got to pump the number up
The0rem: You got to gte the tripe cheese waterbottle covered in cheese being feeded by a man covered with cheese
The0rem: (Failure walk up the the counter to order)
The0rem: Hi I would like on WEAK doudle cheese waterbottle and one tripe cheese waterbottle covered in cheese being feeded by a man covered with cheese
The0rem: Worker: Sir this is a car wash
The0rem: :I
The0rem: (After that Failure and Trash killed the Worker and eat him)
The0rem: Trash do you want to eat his ♥♥♥♥ meat?
The0rem: Trash: dude that is gay
The0rem: i know
The0rem: Trash: :I
The0rem: (So Failure and Trash continte on their journey to found another castle to found Jake!)
The0rem: (After 6.9 Years for traveling in the world they reached HONG KONG)
The0rem: (When walking around HONG KONG Failure know a person who can help them to found castle)
The0rem: Trash follow me this area is where one person live who cna help us
The0rem: Trash: k
The0rem: (Failure and Trash busted the door down and entered the house of this person and then Failure Shouted)
The0rem: LESION
The0rem: (Then out of no where a cool ass old guy come out with the coolest congo shorts)
The0rem: LESION can you help me and my friend,Trash, to found your teammate castle
The0rem: LESION: 为什么?
The0rem: LESION you know i cna barely understand what you are saying right
The0rem: LESION: 是
The0rem: Trash: don't worry Failure i have a just pass in chinese when i was 7 years old
The0rem: (Then Trash take out a chinese dictionary to try to speak with LESION)
The0rem: (Trash pick random words hoping it will help them)
The0rem: Trash:同性恋，给我一张地图给你的屁股朋友，所以我可以强奸你的爸爸，以获得一百万的水
The0rem: (After that LESION kick Trash and Failure out of his house with a map to where castle is)
The0rem: ok Trash with this map it say castle is ok
The0rem: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The0rem: (little do they know but castle was hiding under their house the whole time)
The0rem: (So Failure and Trash Travel back to the house)
The0rem: (another 6.9 years later)
The0rem: ok Trash we made it]
The0rem: time to check the basement Trash
The0rem: Trash: ok
The0rem: (The moment the two on the trapdoor to the basement all the found was 2 dead body that looked like someone died like 13 years ago and many porn mag)
The0rem: (So in the end Failure and Trash live a happy life with many porn mag to fap to everyday)
The0rem: THE END