HL2RP dank ♥♥♥♥ no one cares about:

[OOC] Mason Peterson: CPs stop erping
[OOC] CCA:UNION-i5.271: no u
[OOC] Lele Guevarra: let us raid
[OOC] Jason Fob: sorry pal the CPs are balls deep in me rn

[Male | 6'4 | BroadShoulders | BlackGl...] says "<:: Get stuffed, chicken ♥♥♥♥.::>"

(Mullin) Ellie Kean has banned Artyom Draksovic, permanently. Reason: RapeRP

[OOC] Ivan Ebston: I swear to god CPs do not go to the Baltic. I am balls deep inside Brad!
[OOC] James Frost: I will erp the vorts. mark my words.


[A girl who seems to be in her early t...] says "Rise and shine."
[A girl who seems to be in her early t...] says "Its time to smell the ass."


** Frankie Butsoni placed his hands into his jacket pockets, leaning his shoulders back. He clears his throat, tilting his head forward and lowering his voice some. "We met some vortigaunts yesterday, three of 'em. In shackles."

John Hamilton says "We ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raped them."

** [4 feet tall, white, avid fan of gmod ...] thinks about gmod sex mods, ♥♥♥♥

[A tall, thin individual with a thick ...] says "Yall gon make me prrt ah ha ah ha prrt ah ha ah pa ha prrrrt prrt yall gon make me ah ha prrt puh ah ha ah ha prt prt prt yall gon make me ha hab prrt ah ha ah prrt ah ha ah ha prrt prrt prrt pum ah ha seh ee seh ee pum ah ha don seh ee pum ah ha seh ee pum pum."

[LOOC] Maax Cyan: careful
[LOOC] Maax Cyan: the admins will piss their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants if they see that

** [A gaunt, aged Polish individual speak...] pops a boner in anticipation of his punishment.

[OOC] C08-Helix-EpU-2668: you chinged your last chong


[5'8 | IrishAccent | UndercutHair | Gr...] says "You just heard me apply for rations you daft ♥♥♥♥.

Spencer Myers Walks up to Helix, inspecting him. He then says "Grandson, you need to change my diper." before a loud, wet, fart is heard. The man begin to move around abit, then shaking his right leg. A terd falling out from his pants and onto the ground before saying "Grandson! Why would you do that?!"
Spencer Myers Looks at 244, a proper roleplay before saying "Okay grandson..." before another fart is heard, this one much louder and yet again shaking his leg, another much wetter terd falling out of the pants leg. And proceeds to walk off










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