Hello, boys and girls
This is your old pal stinky weasel teets
This is a song about a whale
No, this is a song about being happy
That's right, it's the happy, happy, joy, joy, song

Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy

I don't think you're happy enough
That's right, I'll teach you to be happy
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
Now, boys and girls, let's try it again

Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy

If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars
Think of the little critters of nature
They don't know that they're ugly
That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee
I told you, 'I'd shoot', but you didn't believe me
Why didn't you believe me?

Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy