After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his puny hard knob push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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我都在留言板给你留言，为什么你还是要缠着我?我再给你说一次对不起，关于上次你问的事很抱歉我不能答应你，我还是头一次被男的请求交往，但我不是同性恋，这会令我觉得很困扰的，而且你还在游戏开麦克风向我提出这种问题，使我不得在这留言，请不要再找我了，找另一个人吧，我不会歧视你的，请不要想不开。

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