I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king of Anatolia ♥♥♥♥♥, all these backstabbing disloyal Diadochi think they the ♥♥♥♥, start minting coins in their image and calling themselves king; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I did that ♥♥♥♥ first, I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king. Ptolemy bitchass think he Egyptian, that man is white as snow ain't no way is he the king of Egypt, they gon' chew his ass up over there. And don't get me started on Perdikkas the ♥♥♥♥, think he ♥♥♥♥ cause he got Alexander's seal ring. ♥♥♥♥♥ Alexander was delirious on that Tuberculosis high, he didn't know who the ♥♥♥♥ he was giving that ring too; probably thought he was giving it to me not that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Perdikkas, all he wants is that Olympias ♥♥♥♥♥. And ♥♥♥♥ this Antipater, why does he get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homeland; the ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ can't even have a kid that isn't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychopath (yeah I'm talking about you Cassander). The new homeland is Anatolia and Syria, nobody got the ♥♥♥♥ we got here. We got the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the best olives and the best wine, that Syrian wine will get you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up; concentration of like 50%. Alexander the Great was my homie, he was my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homie. Conquest of Persia, I knew people who DIED in that ♥♥♥♥, and I stuck back and dealt with all the ♥♥♥♥ here in Turkey, all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barbarian counterattacks. I CRUSHED that ♥♥♥♥. I could've been there, I could've stuck my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingers up Darius' tight femboy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I didn't. And now Alexander is dead, I'm the only one that should be able to mint coins in his image, because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deserve it.