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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 9:14am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 9:45am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 12:53pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 10:42am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 10:51am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 7:09am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 9:21am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 10:13am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 10:40am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 10:59am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 11:30am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 9:27am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 10:57am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 9:55am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 10:35am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 11:36am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:54am