The Ret*rd to my Sh*t Face

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This is a half-slip? Yes, yes a half-slip; did any of you ladies wear one of these by any chance?!? Yes? No?

i wish that shiki tohno never existed...

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
10% complete...
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers👬 of Solar☀️ Virility⚡️are irreplaceable 🥂 I could never delete you Brother! 💗
Send this to ten other 👨‍👩‍👦Solaryan
Race Warriors👨‍👩‍👦 who would give their lives for ᛉ Wotan ᛉ Or never 👎 get called a ☁️ Brother☁️ again.
If you get 0 Back: Hades for you 🚫ᛟ🚫
3 back: you're off the untouchable list☁️💦 5 back: you are of higher caste ᚱ💦
10+ back: HEROIC TRANSCENDENCE ᚠᛉ 💕 💕 ᛟ 👅 👅

where my child support

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Brandon? Brandon whats wrong? Brandon? BRANDAAAAAAAAAAN.

where r u!!!!

i have to piss

i killed a man at the applebees on 12110 Chenal Pkwy, Little Rock, AR, 72211 at 9:23 September 8th 1985. I was never caught and i seek the thrill again.

awesome brandino

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