晚上好，
我們注意到您已經近3天沒有登入PornHub了，
請允許我們問候一聲您是否一切如常。
從您上次訪問我們以後，我們已經更新了很多您喜歡的男同性戀電影。
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希望能很快再見到你。 - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™ 管理員

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A man of genius makes no mistakes.
His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"

The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"

One bright Sunday morning, in the shadows of the steeple,
By the Relief Office, I seen my people;

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跪拜大佬

又是一年新年到，祝你在猴年里财运亨通，金玉满堂，被子捂着金，碗里装着银，锅里塞满翡翠，兜里揣着玛瑙，生活滋润过得好，招财又进宝！

提前祝圣诞节快乐(圣诞节那天我再来)A.A
有没有礼物(手动滑稽A.A)
名字不好听OwO

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