a man dies and he was a bad man did bad stuff so ♥♥♥♥♥ told him ok I'll make you a deal you get to pick where you are gonna live for the rest of your life three doors you can look in them and then you pick he opens the first one people were screaming and were on fire he shut that door no I don't want in there he opens the second door people were getting shredded to pieces by beasts he shut the door no no not in there he opens the third door people were sitting drinking coffee but the thing was they were sitting waist high in poop this is the door i drink coffee and all i have to do is deal with the smell and sitting in it ♥♥♥♥♥ this is the door ♥♥♥♥♥ say ok he goes in ♥♥♥♥♥ snickers ♥♥♥♥♥ waits five minutes opens the door ok coffee breaks over back on your heads