Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are all sitting at a table.

ELAINE
(shocked)
He changed his name to what?

KRAMER
(amused)
No Cap Costanza. It's hilarious!

JERRY
(skeptical)
I don't know if I'd go that far.

Suddenly, No Cap Costanza walks in and approaches the table.

NO CAP COSTANZA
(proudly)
What do you think of my new name?

ELAINE
(awkwardly)
It's...definitely unique.

KRAMER
(amused)
I love it, man! You're like a rapper or something.

NO CAP COSTANZA
(excited)
Exactly! I'm the coolest guy in town now.

JERRY
(pause)
Well, you're definitely something.

NO CAP COSTANZA
(grinning)
I've even started a new Instagram account to go along with my new name. You should all follow me!

ELAINE
(skeptical)
I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment.

KRAMER
(amused)
I'm already following you, No Cap!

NO CAP COSTANZA
(proudly)
That's what I like to hear.

JERRY
(sighs)
I guess we'll just have to get used to it, won't we?

NO CAP COSTANZA
(smirks)
You know it, Jerry.