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.ruWi 21 Sep @ 8:57am 
Dude is gay. :cozypoechris:
Landathis 10 Jun @ 4:58am 
Cool profile pic!
Darkraven 16 May @ 11:55am 
+rep thank you for help
Landafym 31 Mar @ 7:55am 
nice profile <3
Adorador 29 Mar @ 10:24am 
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parayeet 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24pm 
I saw exactly 1.0441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.