alhamdulillah men

+rep) nice profile

GG TKen - roca

-rep worst faceit player ive ever seen mutes everyone plays solo and cries when he dies in their spawn with 0 impact on the round.

Hey pal, I found some sunglasses I really like so we can finally play CS together again.
Thanks for the 620 team flashes so far in 2023!

I'm an official CS:GO athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend.

Being a hero is difficult: It takes courage, strength of character, and wit - that's exactly what I am: A hero. Ladies, you're in the awe-inspiring view of a man who has single handedly carried his esports team to victories. One man's actions can determine fate: Act as the enabler of a once thought impossible outcome - be the hero.

I'm looking for a partner in this sea of unacceptable specimens, and that might, very well, just be you. If you're interested, you must fulfill these requirements before DMing with romantic intentions.

Requirements to date me:
120+ IQ.

Maturity (specifically emotional maturity, although older women do tend to love me due to the sophistication I ooze).

Passion and will to fight for a future with me.

I'm quite the catch, so, ladies, make your attempt in DMs before a lucky contender snatches me up first.