Последние обзоры Dave Mustard Stain

Here's some clarification for normal people
Easiest - Easy
Very Easy - Normal
Easy - Hard
Medium - HardEr
Hard - Hardcore
Hardest - my pp
It seems that instead of makin arcade more enjoyable, devs let ai full throtle.

Yea I like Candy Crush

For the first 5 hours I thought that the game was pretty cool.

For the next 2 hours I thought that the game was bad and that RNG ♥♥♥♥♥ me over so much.

In another 2 hours I've learned not to give a ♥♥♥♥ about my heroes and realized that they were merely servants to bring me gold and improve my city.

I think I'm a Jew now.

10/10

Not a game for pu$$ies.
You gotta get in there with that shotgun of yours.

I always knew monster girls were the best

Don't buy unless you have a mom/wife to yell at you till you stop playing.

+Waifus
+Intense gameplay that needs pure focus
+69 achievements
+nude.patch

-comic sans on the retro mod


Just like in real life/10

Don't buy if you don't listen to metal

Used to scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me as a kid

Best love-hate relationship simulator