Jerked me off at supersonic speed to make me think I came at the touch of a woman +rep

I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I ♥♥♥, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to ♥♥♥.

I didn't want to ♥♥♥ everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My turtle was painted with my ♥♥♥ in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children.

Wanna ♥♥♥♥?

My entire family went into the woods 30 years ago and I haven't seen them since. I still see their faces in the woods at night sometimes.

My wife left me