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I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

BERRY PICKER
HICKER SLICKER
TICK TACK WHICK WHACK
the bones are calling

Dear Knifey,

I am filled with deep regret and sorrow as I must inform you that, unknowingly, I transmitted HIV/AIDS to you during our last meeting. The weight of this realization is crushing, and I genuinely apologize for the immense pain and suffering this has caused you. I wholeheartedly accept full responsibility for my actions, and I want you to know that I am here to provide unwavering support and stand by your side throughout this incredibly challenging journey that lies ahead of us.

I understand that you may have countless questions and concerns, and I am prepared to address them with honesty and transparency. I have already sought professional medical advice, and I am committed to sharing any relevant information that may help you navigate this situation.
With heartfelt remorse and a commitment to your well-being,

plob.

my favourite ruster

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker