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All Hail Shadow, Maria dies again

YOU! ME! FISH! what are we gettin for dinner!? FISH. UH OH! There was a FISH inside of our gas station FISH, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH ! The stench draws in a FISH, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, FISH handed, FISH..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the FISH after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky FISH, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the FISH!? UHH I THINK SOo, next thing you know im reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the FISH, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump, WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, UEGH OH looks like The FISH is kickin in.. DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!

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Oh man Destiny 2 is free!

The base game! And nothing else! How the ♥♥♥♥ is a DLC 100 euros? Matter of fact, let me help you with some math here.

Final Shape + Annual Pass = 100
Legacy Collection = 70 euros
Beyond Light, Witch Queen, Beyond Light, Shadowkeep, Forsaken and 30th Anniversary included in Legacy Collection
Echoes Silver Bundle = 15 euros
Final Shape Upgrade = 50 Euros

100 + 70 + 50 + 15 = 235 euros

For the full game, which should be a full game to begin with, you'd pay 235 euros. This is ignoring microtransactions which can easily get shoved up to absolute macrotransactions as you need more ♥♥♥♥ to keep going. Or you'll be grinding 50 hours to do one mission.

So is this game free? Technical terms yes. Reality terms, not even in the slightest. Just make us pay for a game and be done with it.

A whole solid mod that felt like an actual portal game! That said, the ending might be a bit disappointing, but the mod itself greatly makes up for it in quality, music and puzzles.

Cons:
No singleplayer as of the day I'm writing this
Not doing stealth gets you called all kinds of slurs
Magic of PD2's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has been removed
No Bane
Leveling, customization and gameplay feels sluggish

Pros: Whispering 'piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill' into a guard's ear.

+ RICOSHOT
+ FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
+ S EX UPDATE

I played the first level, clipped through the floor, flew into space, the characters had a stroke when they talked and then I got softlocked inside a chair. 10/10

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It's good. Devs are cool. Discord server is fun to be in. Needs updates but devs are always updating it AND updating the community on the progress.
At the moment of writing (09/04/22), this game is still in a relatively early phase, primarily seen in the current UI.

I definitely recommend playing this if you're looking for a social VR game that doesn't want to crucify you for not having a masters degree in coding and avatar creation (Neos) and/or a social VR game that doesn't want to be balls deep in your computer's kernel causing EVERYTHING to slow down by 50% (VRC). Also based playerbase, very accepting.

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