Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
-- Russell Banks
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"Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of
starvation too, o'course."
(Small Gods)
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Newsanchor Diane: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
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Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed. They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
"What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
"The Czech is in the male," replied the second.
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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland
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