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53.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Please ignore 90% of all reviews here, many don't take the time too actually look into the game.
I have played COH1, COH2, COH3 and all Men of War and Call To Arms games, so I kinda got an idea what to consider.


The Good:
* Less wanky ♥♥♥♥, because AI pathfinding and behavior is sooooo much better over all its predecessors, like soo much
* 1000s of new awesome features:
- Infantry can build dynamic ditches WW1-style
- All vehicles can now be diged in and reinforced with sandbags
- Camo actually prevents enemy planes from seeing you
- Infantry now doesn't suicide when throwing grenades. (And if you don't think thats an improvement, you clearly never played its predcessor)
- Infltrators can see the enemy vision-range which makes stealth missions actually fun
- The games shows you very subtley, where last seen enemy was, or if the enemy gave away its position
- Infantry can storm houses automatically, so no awkwardness there anymore
* Campaing and Conquest are co-op playable (Also you need to start a lobby from the main menu and not from multiplayer)
* You can swap between classic mode, where you can indivdually controll every soldier, or normal where you play more COH-style
* A lot of options when it comes to selecting your favorit playstyle
* An actuall decent campaing-story (As far as I can tell from this littel gametime)
* UI that looks fitting and decent (It should be the norm, but look at COH3)

The Bad:
* Less wanky ♥♥♥♥, because AI pathfinding and behavior is better
* Vehicles have healthbars ( Tbf, they always had you just didn't knew because they were hidden)
* Everything is a little to quick
* Some minor network lag
* You can't controll infantry from first person (but vehicles)
* You can't dynamically allocate squads like in prior games. (But still indivdually move them and give orders in classic mode)
* Multiplayer menus are a little bit convoluted.

So if you liked their predecessors, you will defintily find your fun with this game as well.

And as a finaly word, consider the following:
The game "Call to Arms", which is an absolute unplayable bug-fest is rated as "very positve" on steam.
So how much can you realy trust these reviews? (Including mine)





Posted 16 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This game is a pure meme game. Should it have been free? Sure, but 0,28ct are fine.

Protipp: You can hold the left mouse button, instead of clicking it
Posted 30 March, 2023.
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