if masturbation could give you energy and powers to solve problems cancer world hunger poverty and climate controll would all be solved by my right hand 8 years ago.

If it were possible to solve murders by masturbation, you'd have probably figured out who Jack the Ripper was by now ;)

"I'm also working on a story about a high school girl detective who uses the imagination (fantasising) energy from masturbating to help her solve murders. But all the publishers keep telling me 'There's no way we could put out such a perverted game!'...I wish someone would let me make it," :)

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idk bout that cause im going to wear you next

i should have known u are too much of a scrub to even git into bootcamp.