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26 of 54 (48%) achievements earned:
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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:10pm

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:09pm

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:10pm

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:10pm

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:51pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:57pm

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:04am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:09am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:42pm

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:04pm

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:29pm

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:21am

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:14am

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:17am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:34am

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:03am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:51pm

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:28am

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:32am

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:40am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:04am

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:40pm

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:10am

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:06am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:03am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:40pm



Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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