"I put in an order to the empire to send me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines and instead all I got was you cupcake ♥♥♥♥-clowns and a side order of ♥♥♥♥ nuggets!

I can tell at a glance at least 50% of you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the other 50% are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who've never been told to believe in themselves!

I'm gonna shove my boots so far and fast up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it'll trigger a geological event!

You all reek of poverty and animal abuse! Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion! You ♥♥♥♥ stains are a collective masterpiece of failure.

You ♥♥♥♥-gobblins circle-jerk each other to exhaustion every night! You signed up to get pounded by Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized that they don't actually have ♥♥♥♥♥!

Your sensitive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cried so many tears you could float away a river of douche-cannoes!

You glitter-town, ♥♥♥♥-wrangling, fairy-tinkled, ♥♥♥-puffing, ♥♥♥♥-nuggets are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think your getting double-fisted by the colossal Titan himself!

I will reorganize the failure that Is all your lives! I will ♥♥♥♥-start your souls! I'll make you mongoloid, rock-chomping, thunder-♥♥♥♥♥ scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coat hanger abortion!

I'm gonna chop off your shriveled balls, put em where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head, and beat you like a piñata!

Hell! I'll make you ♥♥♥♥ so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of business!

But fear not! Because in 3 years I will turn you ♥♥♥♥-monarchs into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of galactic destruction! "

-Drill Sergeant Keith Shadis 2014 (A Slap on Titan)