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you should be my irl girlfriend i promise i am so nice i would never beat you or cheat on you and i would give you anything you want i am a nice guy not a big jerk....yes i may be fat and bad at sports but i make up for that in knowledge and intelligence. with my encyclopedic memory of all things in gaming culture i will probly be promoted to assistant manager at gamestop in the next few years and maybe manager one day and i can buy you a house when i can afford to move out from moms and i can buy you cameras for your videos anyway lol please respond i am a nice guy who deserves a chance