James Hetfield goes to the market.

Vendor: What credit card will you pay with sir?

James Hetfield: MASTER! MASTER! (Jokes only Metallica fans will get)

How the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered.

We finger ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with Freddy Krueger gloves on #AOTP

Oh....my....God.........
I love women....
I love tights...
I love tights....on women...


➜ Pleb Elite Master Guardian : ✔
➜ Silver 1 : ✖
➜ Silver 2 : ✖
➜ Silver 3 : ✖
➜ Silver 4 : ✖
➜ Silver Elite : ✖
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✖
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✖
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✖
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✖
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✖
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✖
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✖
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✖
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✖
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✖
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✖
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✖
➜ The Global Elite : ✖