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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 5.14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 6.12

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 5.44

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 6.08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 6.15

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 9.16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 14.37

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 8.47

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 10.23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 15.12

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 7.28

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 9.18

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 15.00

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 7.09

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 8.53

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 9.37

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 13.57

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 10.46

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 20.9.2015 klo 14.46

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 14.49

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 8.10

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 16.9.2015 klo 14.06

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 9.39

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 3.10.2015 klo 11.53

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 16.9.2015 klo 14.03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 16.9.2015 klo 14.45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 5.15

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 14.25

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 20.9.2015 klo 15.00

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 8.49

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 5.49

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 6.29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 5.12

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 6.00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 8.45

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 6.26

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 17.9.2015 klo 8.18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 16.9.2015 klo 14.53

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 14.42

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 15.9.2015 klo 14.07

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 7.29

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 10.08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 11.16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 20.9.2015 klo 15.14

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 24.9.2015 klo 15.44

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 20.9.2015 klo 14.02

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 3.10.2015 klo 12.10

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 11.01

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 20.9.2015 klo 14.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 19.9.2015 klo 10.28



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
18 / 30
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