Brain too big, ♥♥♥♥ too long, ass too fat
Can you tell im retarded?
I like WarOwl
"What is an octopud? WHaT ThE ♥♥♥♥ ArE YOu??"
"I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
"Better than you think, but worse than you'd hope."
"In his final moments he was thinking of a dumb word."
"You should not have been speeding and weeding."
"What are you thinking about? Yourself?" - talking about masturbating without material
"If a trap tries to rape you, thats an ambush."
"I just wanna vape and play undertale :("
"Move out the way skinny penis; its time for hypodermic penis." - Pulp Free Fiction
RIP Sandwich - 08/30/19
Just happy to be alive

Finally after four hundredish tours in MvM
-Australium Flame Thrower (12/9/18)
-Australium SMG (05/29/21)
-Pro Sniper Rifle Fabricator (9/27/21)
-Pro Rocket Launcher Fabricator (6/25/23)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY

The Trade of the Offer