HACKER HACKER HE'S HACKINGGGGGG *birds chirping in the background*

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"Paired with a human. Plot twist: they were the final boss."

Jumped into co-op mode with a human player, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. They ignored the objectives, got lost five times on a straight path, and decided the best strategy was to “YOLO” into every enemy encounter. At one point, they spent 20 minutes trying to pet a dog that didn’t exist.

Skills? Questionable. Decision-making? Nonexistent. Entertainment value? Off the charts. I’ve never laughed so hard while simultaneously screaming in terror. Wouldn’t trust them to lead a raid, but would definitely watch them run face-first into danger again.

13/10 would babysit my chaotic human again. 😂🤦‍♂️👾

+rep good player & beautiful