Hey man, I see you everyday going through my garbage for some food. Please knock on the back door and we can give you a meal. Hope you're okay.

Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

me and homie liplock

Son, I miss you. Please pick up your calls. Im sorry for the divorce must hurt much. Love from Turkey

Dope guy.

♥♥♥♥ ew. im not black