The universe... what a concept. You know, the universe is a little bit like the human hand. For example, you have groundmen's center right here and then you have undiscovered worlds and uh, um and sector 8 and up here is tittleman's crest so you can kinda picture it's a little bit like a leaf or uhh, umm, it's not a bowl The universe is beautiful Something like, a new woman that i was gonna date You're dark, and you're massive and you have a black hole and all of those elements i want to explore just like you would explore on a new date i wanna dive deep into them and feel around and just see what's gonna come out of that the time it takes to get from one star to another star is.. you see, you need to travel at the speed of light and us humans can't even fathom the concept of that kinda time cause it's really really really really really really really really fun to think about taking a speed of light ride

if you could put the universe into a tube you'd end up with a very long tube umm, probably extending twice the size of the universe because when you collapse the universe it expands and uhhh, you wouldn't want to put it into a tube

picture a hot dog bun and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a bag and put the inverse into a bag and all of a sudden they become, um... when i was a child there was thought to be 9 planets but there are now ninety planets you know the ultimate fate of the universe is so dark and mysterious that it generates butterflies in my stomach and that goes to tickles in my spine and that creates goose pimples and then that penetrates my mind and then the whole big bang explos BWOOO BWOO BWOO BWOOO BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uhh, stars can be fun a lot of people say don, uh, you get so wrapped up in the physics of it don't you have any fun? i say well, i go up and i look at the stars through my telescope and i see the little dipster, or i see the big dipster every star has its, has a sister star, a little bit like two eyeballs you can imagine, if, if, you could see the other side of my eyeball you'd see a 360 degree eyeball

do you know that when you look at a planet and you seee that light, that planet's not even there! that's just a light, that's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard looking for ♥♥♥♥♥, and he says "what are you doing in my backyard? with that flashlight?" and i told him "i'm shining, i'm shining in the window so I can teach your son about the universe" he said "get out of my yard and why are you communicating to my son? why are you in all black? behind my bushes shining a light into my house?" and i said "i'm teaching your son about the universe! i'm shining a light, shining a light right in there and exploring his room as he's looking out and exploring the universe!" i turn the light off and i see your son go to bed and i turn the light back on and i do swirls on his wall like a comet's tail. i do this every night with your son.