"People always have more than one side. The one on the outside is nothing but a dressing window, but the one inside... is the one you have to get to know. Otherwise you're setting yourself up for disaster."

"Personality: predetermined. Your image sculpted by the pressure of conformity. Let your voice of reason break your boundaries that separate who you are from who you want to be."

"If you're going to live the rest of your life in a memory, you might as well make it a good one."

"Its not about how much time you have, its how you use it."

"Some things are worth fighting for. Time and time again."

"Boy, the world's one river, and I'm it's king. Ain't no place I ain't been, ain't no place I can't go again."

"Time is but another river - and I care not what water I swim in."

"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us."

"Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice"

"I've lived too long to be afraid of something like you.”

"Even if you don't have a spine, you still have to stand up for yourself."

"What doesn't kill you just isn't finished yet."

"Life is part of a cycle, yours is over."

"Life is what it is. From cradle to grave."

"Your survival is not impossible, only very, very, VERY unlikely..."

"I shall be the last thing you see, lucky you."

"Your species did accomplish one thing of note. IT MADE ME."

“A lifetime as a slave has prepared me for eternity as your master.”

"I think, therefore I am."

"The darker the night, the brighter the stars"

"Good job, Ed. Even the small amount of fighting experience earned from beating up children can get you to level 99 if you grind enough. Let's beat up one million children."

“Man, this is worse than when I tried to convince one of my guys to take off his helmet under water, and he actually did!”

“Holy hemorrhoids, we’ve been hoodwinked!”

“Very loosely based on events that took place behind you.”

“Gentlemen, behold! My conquest on the pearly gates!”

“When I get bored, I watch the TV. When I get even more bored, I turn it on.”

“Guardians make their own fate.”

“This is my favorite part. The results have come in, you lose. ”

“What kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ McDonald’s has a message? What do I say, I want a burger tomorrow?”

“Well you know they say, god gives you panic, make pancakes.”

“I am a plague and I will not rest until I infect everything.”