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Recent reviews by PROFESSOR PELICAN

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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
131.8 hrs on record (118.9 hrs at review time)
Hey, this game is pretty cool. Its mostly for people who never had sex. But i've had sex, so im really cool. Anyways, you should buy civilation 5. Its a cool game for virgins, but im not a virgin. Ive had sex
Posted 12 February, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6 people found this review funny
16.5 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dammit I want to breed with Kyu so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ badly. Those child bearing hips moan for my baby batter to swirl in her pretty pink ♥♥♥♥♥. THis game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks why would the devlopers make such a beautiaful creature and not haveing at least a plan to make her real. ♥♥♥♥ this stupid one handed candy crush I hate my life, ♥♥♥♥
Posted 8 February, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
game sux
Posted 13 January, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
731.5 hrs on record (381.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
In at least 2 years, probley less, this game will be known around the world. Leuage of legends has some work to do. This will be the biggest game ever, just watch.
Posted 22 May, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
683.8 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
you've heard of it, so play it
Posted 26 March, 2013.
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