Recent reviews by Dangly Donkey Smasher

Come back to game after not playing Stormblood
Still called Bruce Wayne
People ask why i don't main Dark Knight
tell them i gave up on that life
"what would your parents think?"
cry over dead parents
get memed by guy called Thee Joker
cry more
30/10 would get gyrated on by 5 lalas again

Re name character Bruce Waynee
Main Dark Knight
get comms after every dungeon
comments about your dead parents
cry about your dead parents
ask people where the joker is with there reply "with your parents"
cry more
20/10 would get called a weaboo ♥♥♥ again

glamour simulator 10/10 would waste gill again