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>I loved the gibus so much.
>"Gibus is love" I say, "Gibus is life."
>My Friend hears me and calls me an F2P.
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the gibus.
>I call him a Tryhard.
>He slaps me and sends me to a trade server.
>I'm crying now and my Pride hurts.
>I feel something touch me.
>It's the Gibus.
>I'm so happy.
>It whispers in my ear; "Happy Halloween."
>It grabs me with it's powerful, silky arms and puts me on my hand's and knee's.
>I'm ready.
>I spread my head for the Gibus.
>It penetrates my head.
>It hurt's so much but I do it for the Gibus.
>I can feel my head tearing as my eye's start to water.
>I push against it's force.
>I want to please the gibus.
>It roar's a spooky roar as it place's itself on my head.
>My friend walk's in.
>The gibus look's him right in the eye and says; "Boo."
>The gibus leave's through my window.
>"Gibus is love," I say. "Gibus is life."