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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 8:09pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2014 @ 6:57pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 23 May, 2016 @ 5:37pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 10:09am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 10:30am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2015 @ 10:43pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:06pm

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 11:12am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 5:19pm

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 9:16am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:10pm

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 4:17pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 12:33am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 8:05pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2015 @ 7:37pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 2:19am

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 4:34pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2015 @ 11:46pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 7:45pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 12:13pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 2:14pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 24 May, 2016 @ 5:00pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 5:20pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2015 @ 11:04pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 7:06pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 3:10pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 5:51pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 2:19am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 4:38pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 4:42pm

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 1:30pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 6:26pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 25 May, 2016 @ 5:20pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 1:10pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 1:17pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:07pm

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 6:10pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 30 May, 2016 @ 9:43am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:24pm

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:24pm

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 11:02pm

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 11:15pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:39pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:24pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:29pm

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:39pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 10:33pm

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 9:29pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 10:35am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 10:23pm

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 2:33pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2016 @ 6:10pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 9:12am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 21 May, 2017 @ 10:25am

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 21 May, 2017 @ 10:36am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 2:30pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2019 @ 10:47am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 3:30pm

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 11:44am

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 7:31pm

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2019 @ 3:43pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2020 @ 6:29pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2019 @ 3:28pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 6:50pm

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 6:48pm

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 6:52pm



Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
10,680 / 20,000

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
31 / 35

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
464 / 500

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 5

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
3 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
0 / 3

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1