No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Yearly Alex Steam Profile Comment

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.

No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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[Outro]
Listen to me
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Scatting]
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Hey-yeah!
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[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Scatting]
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi

[Verse 2]
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch
I want to be a human being, not a human doing
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention
My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah
Welcome to that Scatman's World

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Scatting]
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi

[Verse 1]
Everybody's talkin' something very shockin'
Just to keep on blockin' what they're feeling inside
But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walkin'
Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told
I want to welcome you to Scatman's World

[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy

[Scatting]
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi

[Intro]
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Scatman's World

I like the way you suck ♥♥♥♥, no teeth, please back it up.

Did Eve ever suck Adam’s ♥♥♥♥? Did they go doggy style? Did Eve ever tell Adam to put it in her ass? Did she ever say, “Slurpy slurpy daddy, I want some more”? Did she spread her cheeks for Adams perfect ♥♥♥♥? Did God ever watch Adam pound His daughter, proud of His creation? Did Adam and God get confused whenever Eve says daddy? Did Eve ever dream of a threesome with Adam and God? Did Adam ever do the helicopter with the first ♥♥♥♥ ever created? Did Eve ever sit on Adams face?

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

+rep cool and funny guy, nice to hang out with !