Recent reviews by Cowtown Johnson

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37.7 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)

captured 4 castles in quick succession in the glorious name of king ragnar
gave them all to jarl turya
2/10

Posted 31 January, 2016.

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0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)

A true gem, a kernel on the cob

Posted 2 October, 2015.

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9.5 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)

Almost as good as dayz and $30 cheaper than dayz

Posted 16 August, 2015.

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1,311.6 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)

11/10 would have uncircumcised penis again

Posted 1 February, 2015.

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28.1 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)

Best Liam Neeson simulator on the market 11/10

Posted 20 December, 2014.

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110.2 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)

Transcend the mortal barriers of your own mortality.
Become the void.
Be the wind.
Be the air, and the rain, and the clouds and the stars.
Become the mountain.
Ascend, my child, to the void and beyond.
Know all, feel all, be all.

11/10 would have existential crisis again

Posted 7 December, 2014.

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