Avdod: Team Leader at a highly prestigious BBQ place.

DualMischief: Porn sharing Gunfire choker wearing ♥♥♥ goblin commander.

Fluffy Martian: PhlOG gamer and Jungle gamer.

Jyhawn: Will gladly give you the asada from the front.

KomradChristov: Sniffs paint fumes and fruit at the grocery store.

mattattack9: Honey mustard connoisseur.

Ozaikama 👑: Soon to be 'legal drug dealer' with crippling student debt.

Redisog: Goodwill Incident c. 2021

Redisog: Cursed by Shane with Rust.

Shanerino Memerino: Absolutely adores Calc.

Silverlight11: Something about guys in maid outfits (and cat ears) and lingerie yknow.

Sophie: cp_Dustbowl.

Tylenol: Now with 100% ICEES.



"Im gonna go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot myself with a long bow" - Shanerino

"I don't know if it was reflexes or autism...." - Shanerino

"Want to talk about being harrased?" - Jyhawn

"I'd ♥♥♥♥ that healing slut" - Sophia

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lemon" - Jyhawn

"Cripples are incels" - Redisog

"Salsa de verde" - Chris

"Smacks lips" - Andrew

"Let's go fight god in the Carl's Jr parking lot." - Shanerino

"I swear if u make my antisocial ass drag ur antisocial ass out to find her, I'll do it but i wont be happy" - Shanerino

"look 2021 can be the year of the homies" - Mattattack9

"Look I don't want too compare african americans too titans" - Shanerino

"they're not censored come to my room" - Mattattack9

"Cmon Matt don't you want to role play Ezra Bridger" - Shanerino

"That guys name is Máriana just like the Mariana Trench that was the gap" - Other Chris

"I don't know what kind of asian girl hormones your sniffing, But keep a calendar" - Shanerino

"I gotta be honest I don't think I can play League when I'm happy" - Redisog

"We are just watching animals with intense sexual tension" - Shanerino

"I don't know if you guys ever looked at Matts icon on Telegram but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he makes me feel bad for not being white" - Redisog

"Anthony you're too tall they're not gonna realize you're brown till it's too late" - Redisog

"I wish I was ignorant Anthony, So I never knew how good life was" - Redisog

"Gotta stay hydrated that's what the doctor told me. *sips oreo milkshake*" - Andrew

"My base may be ass looking but it is ass working" - Mattattack9

"if you're gonna take a life you gotta at least enjoy it" - Shanerino

"Anthony tell God to stop squeezing" - Shanerino

"Not gonna lie I kinda feel bad now for playing Call of Duty but I need gold for my AK-47u" - Andrew

"I don't know Anthony's favorite pokemon but I know he wants to ♥♥♥♥ Cinderace" - Chris

"What the?! No itty bitty bunny milkies?!" - Mattattack9

"I wait to see the day I finally get the silverlight11 quote, I become valid on Anthonys list" - Silverlight11

"I cut my kids so many times" - Shanerino

"I try to be clean but I end up burning the insides of my kids" - Shanerino

"Anthony gets the jewfro but doesn't lose his hot dog bun, Its not right" - Shanerino

"it's like ying and yang here, Shane is in the dark while Jared is in the light." - Me

"Shane now knows the outline of my penis" - Mattattack9

"My intent is to gaslight gatekeeping and girlboss" - Redisog

"I girlbossed too close to the sun, Sorry Matt" - Tylenol

"Prepare to get hate crimed at Dennys" - Silverlight11

"We were down at Cincinnati, Ohio.... They were drunk I was drunk, I was Gandalf and they were the hobbits" - Fluffymartian

"You can literally divorce whenever" - Mattattack9

"Matt gonna see his wife visit another world on FFXIV and hold up the divorce papers and say this is temporary" - Shanerino

"The only necklace i want for Christmas is my boyfriends hand" - Silverlight11

"I don't understand how someone could be aroused by someone smearing ♥♥♥♥ on them." Avdod

"He is fading out into the Christmas Aether" - Artimis Trion

"I'm white by the way so good luck" - Shanerino

“Man we really are just waiting on the day for Chris to break and become a serial killer huh” - Unknown

"Every time you lose sanity you gain insight" - Chris

"I'm gonna turn my camera off and I will get my way" - Shanerino

"I don't know what you were thinking, You are fighting Sissythighs" - DualMischief


"Don't worry there are many choices for bodypillows" - Mattattack9

"At level 6 I'm gonna sacrifice my kid to the onions" - Shanerino

"Shane we gotta do Brand and Veigar in real life" - Silverlight11

S:"Is that ranch?" M: "It's yum yum sauce" A :"it's honey mustard" *Mattattack perks up* "What?"

"I'm gonna cuddle Chris from behind when he is playing on his PS5" - Mattattack9

"She got denied being straight by her mother so she went straight to furry" - Mattattack9

"If we live in La Mirada I'm gonna glock my grandpa" - Shanerino

"irderubg wgat un si cibfysed" - Silverlight11

"We should've nuked Germany instead of Japan" - Tylenol

"Don't call me step-father. Call me the father that stepped up" - Tylenol

"The drunker I get the harder I scale" - Chris

"That's why you gotta kill them while they're kids" - Shanerino

"I’m scared one of the slurs in my head is gonna manifest into reality and its gonna be the first word I say to a customer" - Silverlight11

"I thought Anthony was a person" - Silverlight11

"I bet my life that he has no significant other" - Silverlight11

"I think happiness is a scam invented by big pharma" - Linyue

"I was sad but then I started shooting at their feet and started laughing" - Shanerino

"We better be booking Carnival cause we should be feeling like clowns" - Shanerino

"Sometimes you make yourself lonely and sad for the experience" - Linyue


"I'm not even laughing how are you gonna be even laughing with me" - Silverlight11

"I like having close friends. Is that considered autistic now?" - Tylenol

"I hope I'm a construct in someones mind so I can be forgotten and one day disappear" - KomradChristov

"You should get three Khan Academy accounts Shane" - Tylenol

"I want a giantess dropping her fat ass ♥♥♥♥ and balls on some girls head as a proof of concept" - Shanerino

"See this is why he doesn't want to watch March Comes With a Lion with you Matt" - Tylenol