⠀⠀♫ Boys- Charli XCX ♫⠀⠀⠀⠀
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“♥♥♥♥ me if you can squatting in the closet, with your clothes up, grunting like a young sow doing her dung, and a big fat dirty snaking thing coming slowly out of your backside… ♥♥♥♥ me on the stairs in the dark, like a nursery-maid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her soldier, unbuttoning his trousers gently and slipping her hand into his fly and fiddling with his shirt and feeling it getting wet and then pulling it gently up and fiddling with his two bursting balls and at last pulling out boldly the mickey she loves to handle and frigging it for him softly, murmuring into his ear dirty words and dirty stories that other girls told her and dirty things she said, and all the time pissing her drawers with pleasure and letting off soft warm quiet little farts.”

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”

-guff, cant drive, got no license yet plays euro truck sim. Completely unrealistic

-guff (heard him once explain the equation to guffin' as G =/< 4x(Poo/Piss) when its actually, G=/> 4x(Poo/Piss(*pant size). What a blunder

-rep shortman only 6 foot 8"