I saw exactly 1.0441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.

Recipe for cupcakes

Ingredients for approx. 12 pieces:
300g of wheat flour
100g of sugar
2 teaspoons of vanilla sugar
2 eggs
150ml of sparkling mineral water
100ml of oil
2 spoons of baking powder
100g of chopped chocolate (not too fine) or chocolate peas


A method of preparing:
In one bowl, combine flour, sugar, vanilla sugar and baking powder.
In another bowl, combine sparkling mineral water, oil and eggs with a whisk.
Then mix the ingredients from both bowls with a whisk. Do not mix for a long time, but only until the ingredients combine. Finally, stir in the chocolate pieces gently with a spatula.
Line the muffin form with muffins. Put the dough into the muffins.
Bake the muffins in a preheated oven for about 30 minutes, until a stick is dry, at a temperature of 180 ° C (top-bottom heater). Allow to cool for a few minutes with the oven door ajar. Then remove it on a wire rack and let it cool completely.

refuses to play mm says mm is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xD

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pretty average

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