Recent reviews by BlarghMan

Best Game Ever in the exsistence of my entire puny life! Just get it no arguements!

Day 1: I punched a giant turtle and leveled up, then giant turtle killed me
Day 2: I took a Dodo birds's egg and she attacked me, i punched it to death.
Day 3: I was chased by a Raptor and swam into a river. 3 giant megalodons appeared from the blue and ate the Raptor.
Day 4: Now i live on a beach side resort with my pet Dodo "Miss Ladybird" and eat eachothers poop.

10/10 Would eat dodo poop again.

P.S. You need a bomb ass computer to use the EPIC graphics it has.

Day 30: After naming a pair of raptors Carl and Paul and putting a dashing pair of glasses on my giant scorpion Blazer-Tail Mcfly, I can tell you now, this game is pretty nice and very addicting to play. The developers are always keeping up with the community and always updating! Honestly, the only problem is the lack of optimization to actually play on EPIC settings. Other then that, the game has TONS of content to keep you occupied for a long long time.

Survival: The Survival aspect of this game is pretty neat. You have the basic need for food and water but those are easy access is this game is berries galor and the ocean water is in fact drinkable! There are also added features of weather! You are able to become hot and cold and this affects your water and food bar exponetionally! Also, dinos are around every corner and you could be on the verge of death if you dont watch your back! (T-rex can be very sneaky for its size!)

Enviroment: The scenery for this game is absolutely beautiful! About 90% of rocks are attainable and 100% of trees are! Its a intersting aspect in the game to see the deforestation that you cause to the island to build up your home. Entire forests can be brought down and show other players of the presence of others because of the sign of deforestation. (So remember keep earth clean!)

Dinosaurs: Right now the dinosaurs are pretty cool! You range from fat dodos to gigantic spinosaures. The developers will soon add eve more! You are able to tame alot of them! For the use of travel, hunting, transporting, or even CUDDLES! (My raptors like to cuddle!)

Levels and Engrams: There is a system of leveling where you can unlock certain items at certain levels, this may seem intimitating but you will be busy with your new items for so long that you will be able to unlock your new items in no time!

(This reveiw is just the pros of the game and PVP wise experience could be different from this pov of review)

HEY AVERAGE STEAM SHOPPER!!

This game you see... Murder Miners? Its a pretty fun game

With 2 parts Halo and 1 part Zombie Survival with just a dash of Mine Craft, you get this little miracle!
What makes this game super fun and addicting is that, you are not on a race for RANKS and NEW ARMOR, Giving it the fun gaming feeling you should get when playing a FPS! You do not have ranks and have every weapon available! (Except if the Host disables it) You have the same power and abilities as everyone else does! You are able to customize your player with Halo-Like Helmets and a decent size color list with making about every body-part a different color!

You are able to create your own maps with a minecraft ease OR quickly join in and rekt havoc into a DEATHMATCH, TEAM DEATHMATCH, and CFT! Dont even get me started about Infection or Zombie survival! 2 DIFFERENT but similar game-type where you are able to fend off endless hordes of zombies-things on ANY type of map, or join the ranks of the undead and destroy the lives of many who cry under the nearest desk! (BTW your able to disguise your selves as blocks shhhh ;P )

Every Wednesday, a person from the Developers itself hosts a game that lasts from 6 pm to 7pm (Central) with on average 15 to 20 players at once!

If your looking for a fun and easy FPS without the hassle of worrying about what your rank is...then this game is the one you want! Even buy 4 copies at once to give it to your friends, so your able to enjoy a fun and spooky time with them (Zombie Survival gets pretty spooky!)

I Highly recommend this Fun and Spooky Game! For only $1.99, your getting it no better anywhere else! (except when its on sale for $ .99)

Named all of my babies...remembered there names...only Jeffrey lived ;~;

I was walking and saw giant kitty, threw banana at kitty's face but kitty smacked me into river and me and banana drowned.

11/10

Killed a rabbit and got launched 50 feet into the air.

10/10

Fell 2 feet, broke my legs, crawled for 30 mins, ate rotten banana and died.

10/10

This game is an experience like no other! As said in the game description, death is literally around every corner, and you must make life saving desicions! While worthing about nether, you must watch your hunger and every player out to get you. This game tests your logical and common sense skills! Not all players are to be trusting, but once you find that right partner, you can be killing machines!

Graphics: These graphics are pretty good for a beta game and will eventually get better! This game also features a day and night system, but is currently not "perfect" yet.

Multiplayer: This is basically a kill or be killed type of world, so dont get angry if you die every 2 seconds because youll eventually learn how to use your surroundings to your advantage, hunting innocent players from above

Paraniod: Yes you will feeel paranoid as players could be watching your every move, and hearing the screams of dying people. Remember to hide and use the shadows to travel

Overrall: If you are looking for a survival horror game, This is the one for you! For every second is a matter of life and death!

Very Fun and addicting