my son is going to fail college again and im prepared for it, the bastard failed an art degree and now hes going to fail tourism

"I CAN KICK MONKIES IN THE NUTS" - rubish 1, asking for a deathwish against a gorilla

"that fart was about to be so wet I had to run away" - rubish 1, brain farter

He has scrunkly wrinkly balls, his words not mine

"I HAVE TO PEE SO MUCH EVERYDAY" - rubish 1, pee maker

"LET ME SLURP THAT MY TONGUE'S READY TO GOBBLE THAT UP" - rubish 1, when talking about noods

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❤𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚❤

"MY NUTS ARE SWEET AND CREAMY" - rubish 1, seriously what is with this guy and nuts?

"I'LL SPLASH MY ICKY INK ON UR WHITE FUR" - rubish 1, the ink machine

"MY NUTS ARE SENSITIVE" - rubish 1, chucklenuts

"TALKING TO MY NUTS" - rubish 1, nutcracker

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After dinner,it’s time for CUMPKIN PIE!! Show Daddy how thankful you are and LICKK his WishBONE until he gets as HARD as PlyMOUTH rock and shoots his HOMEADE GRAVY ! Midnight starts BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY so send this to THOTS you are thankful for! If you get back, sail to England If you get back, you’ll be getting your corn CREAMED . Get back or more, and the BIGGEST, GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT

ITS SPANKSGIVING BITCHESOn this day many years ago the SLUTTY PILGRIMS sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic HOEcean in a quest to find more ♥♥♥♥♥ to SUCK! Together with the NAUGHTY NATIVES , they gathered around the dinner table and had our nation’s very st GANG BANG! We honor their ORGY every year by giving THANKS to all that’s important to us: Family , Friends , Freedom , and ♥♥♥♥! So grab your BUNS, squeeze those BREASTS, and shove a cornaCOPIOUS amount of ♥♥♥♥ into that hungry hungry HOLE! Ladies , just like your THOTSgiving turkey, it’s time to throw your legs in the air and prepare to get STUFFED !

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"did you know there's a video of a man waxing his butt on YouTube?" - rubish 1, the thrash trivia, butt of all jokes

"you want me to lick that cat????" - rubish 1, puss licker

"IM GOING TO GOBBLE YOU UP WITH MY NUTS" - rubish 1, Slutty Mcnutty

"MY MEATBALLS ARE GINORMOUS, THEY CAN SINK A BOAT" - rubish 1, guy who likes to play with balls

"I'M A BUSSY POUNDER, DESTROYER OF ALL BUSSES" - rubish 1, bus terrorist

Luv u bungwod

"*wiggles fingers to your fingers*" - rubish 1, a degenerate like that belongs on the cross

"if the homies need their bussy pounded...is it gay"-wise words from rubish

"It was the first time a girl showed me her 'Bobbies' though" - rubish 1, skyper

"LET ME MILK YOU DRY" - rubish 1, the milkman

"JUST CUDDLE ME AND PURR" - rubish 1

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"IM A GOOFY GOOBER" - rubish 1, an idot

Hey there! Just dropping by to say hi and hope all is well on your gaming adventures. Did you know that Halloween is just around the corner? 🎃 It's the spookiest time of the year when the world gets a little creepier and a lot more fun. Whether you're planning to jump into some chilling horror games or preparing your costume for trick-or-treating, let the Halloween spirit fill your gaming sessions with some extra eerie excitement. Keep slaying those virtual monsters and having a blast in the digital realm, and have a fang-tastic Halloween season! 🎮👋🦇👻🕸️
In the darkest corners of your gaming world, remember, 'Fear is only as deep as the mind allows.' 🌑💀 Embrace the Halloween spirit, and may your gaming adventures be filled with thrills, chills, and all the things that go bump in the night. Happy Halloween, my friend! 🎃👻🕷️

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/ づ Have a wonderful day

"You want to ride me like a motorbike? Stop riding me slow" - rubish 1, Slutty Mcnutty

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY STUFF - rubish 1, when asked about "privacy matters"

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚝. 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢. 𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔 𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎.

- 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚖.

I'm an original gravy baby, and always a gravy baby.

"LET ME POUR MY GRAVY ON YOU BABY" - rubish 1 , sussyily saying this to me

wants da boobies

son that was FROM SOMEONE ELSES

"YOU HAVE TO HAVE TIME FOR ME OR I REMOVE YOU HAVE TO BE ON AND SAY HELLO FIRST OR I REMOVE YOU CANNOT JUST SAY HI HOW ARE YOU , OR YOURE REMOVED" - rubish 1 sent me this

"i like to pretend when it rains, the sky is feeling sad with me" - rubish 1, trying to be sad (honestly i'm sure which is worse : rubbish man making corny jokes or being like this)

this rubbish man sent me this :

'💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️"

why is he like this

"its me daddeh chan i love you son im so cute dont be such a baka and accept me" - rubish 1, being cringe as usual

"i think im rubbing off on you" - rubish 1, foul creature

"i stole the alien ladies panties' - rubish 1, underwear robber

"so i had a dream i was fighting flying obama heads with lasers, then i helped some spiritual leader take over a faction on a valorant map?, then i had a dream like i visisted grandmas and walked home and like i think there was a killer clown who could turn invisiible
then i had a dream i had to do school work and stuff and it was super annoying and some girl kept talking to me that i used to know and she like kept trying to ditch her boyfriend or something
and some other dream that i cant remember"

- rubish 1 explaining his wet dreams

"LET ME HAVE IT MY PANTS ARE OFF" - rubish 1

"MY APPARATUS IS FOREVER OUT WAITING FOR HOT MOMS" - rubish 1, milf hunter