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Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 6:44pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 5:20pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 1:53pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2019 @ 6:48pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2019 @ 10:04pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2019 @ 11:35am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2019 @ 8:02pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2019 @ 10:26am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 7:52pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2019 @ 4:20pm

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:46pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2019 @ 4:51pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 5:34pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2018 @ 5:31pm

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 6:30pm

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2018 @ 5:31pm

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 1:35am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 7:24pm



Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

New Vocation

An Apple A Day

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!