Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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I enjoy playing Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy. It is my favorite video game.

When I jump really high, I think to myself "yes".

When I fall down, I think to myself “no”.
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Why are you reading this?