Recent reviews by dragoon4

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You think UFO had ♥♥♥♥ accuracy? Think twice, dumbass.
Miss Miss miss miss miss. I feel like I'm in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone age that happens on a space ship CAUSE WE USING OUR FIREARMS FOR CLOSE COMBAT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO HIT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENEMY!

Is good. And free.

Softlocks on tutorial.

That monocle ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can stick his dynamite up his ass.
Thank god it was free.

8 hours to 100% for a low price. What else would you want from a time managment game? Also new variation of matching mini game.

Say goodbye to sanity, chucklenut.

If you didn't start back in 2007. Don't bother to learn. You'll face hoards of 10 000 hours layers who fused with their gaming chair playing it. You won't be able to step outside of spawn for more then 2 seconds and you'll already be dead. They know this game better than they know their own parents or themselves. This isn't fun like you coul've seen it on YT, this absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ garbage. Let those players boil in their own pondand never touch this game. Almost as bad as Dota.

I'd rather give this game neutral grade in recommendation rating, but as usual there is no such option and by a hair I think this game deserves a thumb up. Well let's get to it.

It is time manager published by Alawar so it is a bit different from what you usually see by the, how i call it, "time manager giant" Game House. What it is about? The standard mid 20-40 girl doing standard job (cooking, nursing humans/animals, investigating crimes, managing store/hotel). This time it's a ginger woman that cooks and serves food on a big cruise boat. There is also a plot that involves rich granny and scammer dude that pretends he's knows her long lost grandson. There are 60 levels (6 side levels) which seems to be standard for time managers. How would I rate plot of this game, "barely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember it". Don't blame me I've played nearly every single one of TM’s on steam and plot is usually so similar that they are fused inside your memory into one. It is always girl doing her everyday job while some stuff happens while she's doing it. So my grade for the plot is "Standard out of 10".

Graphics. They are quite good, nothing fancy. But it makes your eye happy so it is enough out of 10.

Gameplay and difficulty. Now that's the only part, which from time to time, infuriated me to the point of loud screaming. And that is because some preparations could be a bit tedious, but that is not what made me angry. It is because how order looks compared to the ingredients you have on your table and how many of them and how inpatient customers are. For example, sushi in the last level. You have two sets of ingredients for them one is on six different plates and the other on five. So, customers comes in, ssks for 2 different sets of sushi and ramen. And for easier understanding let’s use numbers. 1 for Rice as base or foundation, then comes 2, 3 and 4 which are yellow, green and red "stuffing" (I don't know sushi never ate them) and 5 and 6 are different side sauces or something. So it could be from 1-2-5, to 1-2-3-4-5/6. And it could be very hard for your eye to register needed combination in 1 second so you don't lose your "momentum" of mixed running around putting ingredients together while also serving finished orders. Not to mention just to recognize what customer even ordered the details on pictures are too small and you'll, most likely, would need to squint to see it. Okay Now apart from trying to realize what is ordered others thing could happen, like tea you set to boil over boiled and got spilled , misclicks, lack of space on your tray for orders and just sheer anxiety over seeing all this orders hovering in the air and hearts going down and down. So you may need to replay some levels because you would be able to 3 star and heart them. Plus there are barely any tutorials that tell you how to prepare some of food items. Also there is only 1 mini game, It's find a match. Every first side level is that mini game, every second side level is to fill side quest heart delivering order in time before customers patience gets lower than 3 hearts. So in the end, is it good? It's okay not GM's Emily game but okay.

Not a bad f2p game, but not that good either. It suffers badly from "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LONG DO I HAVE TO GRIND SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEVELS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I GET THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALCHEMY ORBS" syndrome. Seriously ♥♥♥♥ gets old and repetitive very fast.

Now let's talk about chances. Remember those meme chances in modern UFO games? Yeah same ♥♥♥♥ here. 30% means ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zero. 50% means 20% and 100% means 100% but that's just for 1 level up, double LVup and prize box are chances to get. And all this ♥♥♥♥ cost fire crystals to do which also doubles the amount you need to use in order to LVup your weapon, triple the cost if you want a guarantee.

Let's switch to alchemy orbs. they are doodas needed to star up your gear. Each gear needs whole grocery lis of items to upgrade plus money plus 3 of equal quality orbs. Only through story mission you'll get 3 of those orbs and you need minimum 12 of them (in order to progress in story missions). That's where the stalling starts. How do you get those orbs? REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONEY if you want to save your time. Yes. you have a CHANCE to find one during a mission. but so far I was lucky only 2 times. You do not want to pay real money? Then you'll need to grind levels over and over again untill you either find those in reward crates or get enough in game money to afford premium currency to buy orbs. Orbs, regardless of star quality always cost 200 premium for 3 orbs. Current exchange rate is about 5.7k-6k ingame money for 100 premium money. How fast can you earn those 6k ingame money? I say in about 1-2 hours of mission grinding. And I just had about enough of this ♥♥♥♥.

Cool game, now give reward