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To keep a woman around requires maintenance, yet there is no return on your investment, and it distracts from the grind. Really the only useful service they provide is providing sexual release and cooking meals, yet I need neither, as I find it infinitely more pleasurable to masturbate to my reflection in the mirror, and buy zoo-grade primate food in bulk to eat. Women also have a tendency to ask idiotic questions, such as “Why are there skid marks in all of your underwear?” And “Why do you never take showers?” Of course when I inform them that wiping my ass and showering wastes valuable time I could be spending networking and upping my grindset, their small, estrogen-packed brains simply can’t comprehend it. Any thoughts from my fellow sigmas?