"The Legendary White Teletubby's story has been told for centuries of old. Forefather's of your mother were drenched in sweat due to this legendary creature. One day in Teletubby-land, a 6-foot tall white rabbit carrying an HDTV somehow became trapped inside the tubby-custard machine. The Teletubbies tried to extract the rabbit safely using a giant tubby-spoon. They failed to pull him out before the tubby-blender destroyed the rabbit. Although Eho's bizarre creation myth has not been scientifically explained, it is evident that the rabbit's flesh and the HDTV combined to create Eho, Tthe Legendary White Teletubby. The fact that Eho's television is HD Ready has caused him to feel that he is far superior to the other Standard Definition Teletubbies." George Bush 3017