O brother, this guy STINKS
jk he ight

pathetic loser

WockySlush

One day Larry the Lettuce was walking around with his muscular legs and stopped for some ice cream. As he was getting his favortie ice cream, moose prints, he was ran over by a drunk driver and became crippled in the legs region. Larry was so upset since his legs were the only thing he lived for. He cried himself to sleep everynight knowing this his life would never be the same with out his amazing legs.

It has been 47 since Larry has lost his legs and today is the day that Larry decides to kill himself. He thinks about jumping off a building, but is scared of heights, so go for the hanging himself and goes to his local supermarket to pick up the rope he will use. As he drives there he plans out his death note but relizes he doesn't need one, no one loves him. His family is dead and has never had a girlfriend. He finally gets to the supermarket and goes to the isle where rope is and see's the parfect one.

He gets the rope and goes the cash register and checks out. His cashier is a young cherry that see's Larry depressed and see's the rope and knows what is going to happen so he decides to try to help. He tells Larry that he knows he's trying to kill himself and he shouldn't because he's a cute guy that has a lot going for him. The cashier tells Larry that his name is Caleb and gives him his adress and tell him to pick him up at 7. Larry tries to tell Caleb that he isn't homosexul but Caleb tells him to try something new, its not like he has anything to do he was about to kill himself.