Ricky: bro followed my damn skull all the way around a mf rock an hit all head shots bro there is just no way

After days of thinking and dwelling on what occurred a few days Ago. I’ve decided to not retire from civilization 5. Ive come to the conclusion that I was being a ♥♥♥♥♥ and sore loser. GG to Sneaky Platypus. I have underestimated him for too long and he deserves all the glory. It was a good well played game @Sneaky Platypus. More details to follow

i creamed my pantoloons when i first glanced at his 2 sens 1600 dpi 1.02 mouse accel, when he stopped, scoped, flicked, and shooted, my undies were instantly incinerated at the glimpse of his prowess. my wee wee could not contain the force that was sneaky. my ass was throbbing, all the stars aligned, and everything was right with the world.

this dude was in my lobby and he said its just a game... well let me tell you what bud the phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

I've seen Sneaky play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

Loves gigantic wanger in his bungahole!