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Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.
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"Love your country but never trust its government."
-- from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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Carson's Consolation:
Nothing is ever a complete failure.
It can always be used as a bad example.
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He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Coach: How's it going, Norm?
Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences
Sam: What's up, Norm?
Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there.
-- Cheers, Coach Returns to Action
Coach: What's the story, Norm?
Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.
-- Cheers, Endless Slumper
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